My Name Is

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1. Hi kids!
2. Do you like violence?
3. Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?
4. Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
5. Try acid and get fucked up worse that my life is?
6. My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
7. But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
8. And Dr. Dre said
9. "Slim Shady you a base-head!"
10. Uh-uh!
11. "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
12. Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
13. 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
14. Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
15. And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
16. I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch
17. Who sat down too fast
18. Come here, slut!
19. "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!"
20. I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
21. Hi!
22. My name is
23. What?
24. My name is
25. Who?
26. My name is
27. Chika-chika
28. Slim Shady
29. Hi!
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31. Huh?
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33. What?
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35. Chika-chika
36. Slim Shady
37. Hi!
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43. Chika-chika
44. Slim Shady
45. Hi!
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48. My name is
49. What?
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51. Chika-chika
52. Slim Shady
53. My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
54. Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five
55. I smacked him in his face with an eraser
56. Chased him with a stapler
57. Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
58. Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
59. Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
60. Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship
61. While they screamin' at me
62. "Let's just be friends!"
63. Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
64. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
65. I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
66. Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
67. You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
68. Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
69. This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
70. So I signed it
71. "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!"
72. Hi!
73. My name is
74. What?
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76. Who?
77. My name is
78. Chika-chika
79. Slim Shady
80. Hi!
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82. What?
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84. Who?
85. My name is
86. Chika-chika
87. Slim Shady
88. Hi!
89. My name is
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92. Who?
93. My name is
94. Chika-chika
95. Slim Shady
96. Hi!
97. My name is
98. What?
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100. Who?
101. My name is
102. Chika-chika
103. Slim Shady
104. Stop the tape!
105. This kid needs to be locked away!
106. Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!
107. I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
108. I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
109. Am I comin' or goin'?
110. I can barely decide
111. I just drank a fifth of vodka
112. Dare me to drive?
113. All my life I was very deprived
114. I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
115. Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
116. I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks
117. When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
118. How you gonna breast feed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits!
119. I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
120. With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
121. I'm steamin' mad
122. And by the way when you see my dad?
123. Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
124. Hi!
125. My name is
126. What?
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128. Who?
129. My name is
130. Chika-chika
131. Slim Shady
132. Hi!
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138. Chika-chika
139. Slim Shady
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146. Chika-chika
147. Slim Shady
148. Hi!
149. My name is
150. Huh?
151. My name is
152. Who?
153. My name is
154. Chika-chika
155. Slim Shady