My Mom

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1. Yeah
2. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
3. Okay
4. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
5. Yo, yo
6. Alright, I'ma lay the chorus first
7. Here we go now
8. My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
9. That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
10. Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
11. That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
12. My mom, my mom, I know you're probably tired
13. Of hearin' 'bout my mom, oh-ho, whoa-ho
14. But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
15. And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-um
16. Valium was in everything, food that I ate
17. The water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate
18. She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
19. So every day I'd have at least three stomachaches
20. Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her
21. Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin'-chiever?
22. My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either
23. "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
24. "Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffin' ether"
25. "Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer"
26. But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
27. It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
28. Pee in a teacup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin'
29. What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for?
30. Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin'
31. Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
32. My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
33. That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
34. Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
35. That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
36. Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner
37. You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints, did I?
38. Now here's a plate full of painkillers, now just wait
39. 'Til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
40. You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit there
41. And make that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it
42. You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it
43. Put your face in it 'fore I throw you in the basement again
44. And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there
45. In one fuckin' place, finnickin' 'til next Thanksgiving
46. And if you still ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again
47. Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit
48. You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent?
49. A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it
50. Child support, your father, he ain't sent the shit
51. And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid
52. My mom
53. There's no one else quite like my mom
54. I know I should let bygones be bygones
55. But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on
56. 'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
57. That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
58. Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
59. That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
60. My mom loved Valium, now all I am
61. Is a party animal, I am what I am
62. But I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach
63. But my buzz only lasts about two minutes
64. But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it
65. I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
66. My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, oh
67. Man, I never thought that I could ever be
68. A drug addict, nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me
69. But that's actually what has ended up happenin'
70. A tragedy, the fuckin' past ended up catchin' me
71. And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it?
72. Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom, beautiful
73. She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it
74. Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache
75. "Here, want a snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat?"
76. "Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap, eat it"
77. But I don't need it, "Well fuck it then, break it up"
78. "Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
79. Alright Ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin'
80. I'll do it, pop it, gobble it and start wobblin'
81. Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
82. With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
83. My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
84. That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
85. Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
86. That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
87. My mom, I'm just like her
88. My mom, my mom, my mom
89. My mom, my mom, my mom
90. My mom, my mom, my mom
91. My mom, my momma
92. Me momma, I like-a da momma
93. Haha, sorry Mom
94. I still love you though
95. Dr. Dre, 2010
96. Hey, this shit is hella hard, homie
97. Yo, take us on outta here
98. Woo