If I Had

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1. What is life?
2. Life is like a big obstacle
3. Put in front of your optical to slow you down
4. And every time you think you've gotten past it
5. It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
6. What are friends?
7. Friends are people that you think are your friends
8. But they're really your enemies with secret identities and disguises to hide their true colors
9. So just when you think you're close enough to be brothers they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't looking
10. What is money?
11. Money is what makes a man act funny
12. Money is the root of all evil
13. Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down
14. What is life?
15. I'm tired of life
16. I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
17. I'm tired of committing so many sins
18. Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
19. Tired of never having any ends
20. Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and Mini Thins
21. I'm tired of this DJ playing your shit when he spins
22. Tired of not having a deal
23. Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
24. Tired of drowning in my sorrow
25. Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
26. I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin' off
27. I'm tired of jobs startin' off at $5.50 an hour
28. Then this boss wonders why I'm smartin' off
29. I'm tired of being fired every time I fart and cough
30. Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk for this jerk breathing down my neck, driving me berserk
31. I'm tired of using plastic silverware
32. Tired of working at Builder's Square
33. Tired of not being a millionaire
34. But if I had a million dollars
35. I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
36. If I had a magic wand
37. I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john
38. If I had a million bucks
39. It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks
40. If I had one wish
41. I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
42. I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
43. Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
44. I'm tired of not having a phone
45. Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have one on
46. Tired of not driving a BM
47. Tired of not working at GM
48. Tired of wanting to be him
49. Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM
50. Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
51. Tired of not being on tour
52. Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour
53. I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
54. Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
55. Tired of being stared at
56. Tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
57. Tired of stepping in clubs, wearing the same pair of Lugz
58. Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
59. Tired of other rappers who ain't bringing half the skill as me
60. Sayin' they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me"
61. And I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
62. Tired of JLB saying "Where Hip-Hop lives"
63. But if I had a million dollars
64. I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
65. If I had a magic wand
66. I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john
67. If I had a million bucks
68. It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks
69. If I had one wish
70. I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
71. Y'know what I'm saying?
72. I'm tired of all of this bullshit
73. Telling me to be positive
74. How am I 'posed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?
75. Y'know what I'm saying?
76. I rap about shit around me, shit I see
77. Y'know what I'm saying?
78. And right now I'm tired of everything
79. Tired of all this player-hating that's going on in my own city
80. Can't get no airplay
81. Y'know what I'm saying?
82. But hey, it's cool though
83. Y'know what I'm saying?
84. I'm just fed up
85. That's my word