As The World Turns

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1. I don't know why this world keep turning (yes man)
2. Round and round
3. (As the world turns we all experience things in life)
4. But I wish it would stop and let me off right now
5. (Trials and tribulations that we all must go through)
6. I don't know why this world keep turning
7. (When someone wants to test us when someone tries our patience)
8. Round and round
9. But I wish it would stop and let me off right now
10. I hang with a bunch of hippies
11. And wacky tobacco planters
12. Who swallow lit roaches
13. And light up like jack-o-lanterns
14. Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
15. 'Cause we're dope as fuck and only get a two in the source
16. They never should've booted me out of reform school
17. Deformed fool, takin' a shit, in the warm pool
18. 'til they threw me out the Ramada Inn
19. I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (oh my god its you! Not again!)
20. It all started when my mother took my bike away
21. 'cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
22. After that, it was straight to the forty ouncers
23. Slappin' teachers, and jackin' off in front of my counselors
24. Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
25. Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin'
26. And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
27. He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
28. May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class
29. That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (who me?)
30. Yeah bitch you so big
31. You walked into Big Panties and stepped on Jenny Craig
32. She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
33. Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
34. I felt the evilness and started transformin' (rar!)
35. It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
36. Grabbed that bitch by her hair
37. Drug her across the ground
38. And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
39. Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
40. While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
41. I don't know why this world keep turning (as the world turns)
42. Round and round
43. (These are the days of our lives)
44. But I wish it would stop and let me off right now
45. (These are the things we must go through day by day)
46. We drive around in million dollar sports cars
47. While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
48. Outsiders, and we suing the courts
49. 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a two in The Source
50. Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
51. Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blonds be at
52. Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage
53. Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park bitch
54. I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
55. I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a slice of pizza
56. But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
57. But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
58. But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
59. Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
60. So gimme all your money
61. And don't try nothin' funny
62. 'Cause you know your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me
63. I went to grab my gun
64. That's when her ass put it on me
65. Wit' an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
66. I fell through the glass doors
67. Started causin' a scene
68. Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine
69. Jumped up with a broken back
70. Thank god I was smokin' crack all day
71. And doped up off coke and smack
72. All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
73. Now I want to kill her
74. But so I gotta catch her first
75. Ran threw alleys, parkin' lots, and took a shortcut
76. Saw the house she ran up in
77. And shot her fuckin' porch up
78. Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
79. Looked around the room
80. That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
81. I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
82. You might as well come out now
83. She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
84. I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
85. And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn
86. She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
87. I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
88. She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her
89. I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
90. I started to beg, "No, please let go"
91. But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll
92. With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled
93. I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
94. Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
95. Den den den den den den, go go gadget dick!
96. Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
97. It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
98. I shouted, "Now bitch, let's see who gets the best!"
99. Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (ah, ah)
100. Come here bitch!
101. Come here!
102. Take this motherfuckin' dick!
103. Bitch, come here!
104. I don't know why this world keep turning
105. (And as we go along)
106. Round and round
107. (Throughout the days of our lives)
108. But I wish it would stop and let me off right now
109. (We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday)
110. I don't know why this world keep turning
111. (That we must go through)
112. Round and round
113. (These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere)
114. But I wish it would stop and let me off right now
115. I don't know why this world keep turning
116. (Every day every single day the world keeps turning)
117. Round and round